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| Præsentation | Hi, that is Skibo pictured. My loyal companion and all around great dog. He was going to be a show dog, but he outgrew the breed standard, so now he is living the easy life chasing birds and rabbits. Ha! and you thought I enjoyed skiing. Yeah right, think Sonny Bono. Not happening to me. We live just north of Philadelphia (the armpit of Pennsylvania) not proud of it, but it is home now. Originally from Pittsburgh - GO STEELERS!! you are welcome to sign my guestbook unless you are french. I would prefer not to be associated with spineless weasels. Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? A. Nobody knows. It's never been tried. Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? A. The French Army. Q: Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney? A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender. Q: Why is good to be French? A: You can surrender at the beginning of the war, and US will win it for you. Q: What is the first thing you are taught when joining the French army? A: To say "I surrender" in German Q: Why was Jesus not born in France? A: Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin. Q: Did you hear about France's new weapons contracts? A: They gave one to Ace Hardware to produce 250,000 wood sticks...they are still looking for a company to produce 250,000 little white flags. Q: Where are the brave French soldiers buried? A: There aren't any so they had to bury some of ours on their soil. Q: Is it rude to call a Frenchman a frog? A: Yes, it is unfair to amphibians. Q: Why did the French start using garlic? A: To improve their breath Q: How are French babies born? A: With their hands up (surrendering) Q: Why do the French call their fighter the "Mirage"? A: Because it's never seen in a combat zone. Q: What's the best place to hide your money? A: Under a Frenchman's soap. Q: How can you tell if a Frenchman has been in your back yard? A: Your garbage is gone and your dog is pregnant. Q: How many French soldiers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five: one to sit on his butt and watch and do nothing. one to turn tail and run. one to roll over. one to surrender to the light bulb and snitch out occupied sockets. and one to pick up a phone and cry to the United States. Q: How do you break a Frenchman's finger? A: Hit him on the nose. Q: Why did the French agree to build the channel tunnel? A: To make it easier to escape to England when the Germans come again. "France has neither winter nor summer nor morals--apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes." Mark Twain's Notebook "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." --- Norman Schwartzkopf |
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