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Kolinar

Kolinar

Status Online
Country CA (Canada)
Joined 1 Jun, 2005
Pokah Status Enthusiast
Visitors 482
Pokah posts 858 (click to view)
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About me

Presentation "The time has come the walrus said, to speak of many things.....". Okay, okay, so I'm not the most original person, who is? and who cares anyway? However, I do wish to speak of many things - well, not many things, but a few at any rate.

Throughout all my trials and tribulations on Poker Room (and believe me, there have been many) I remain my same outgoing, friendly self that everyone has come to know and love (hey, so I lie, sue me!!). Retaining my sense of humour has been easy, it's me, it's who I am and all my wonderful friends have contributed to this end. Without you Kol would not be where she is today (actually where in hell am I anyway?).

I can honestly state unequivocably that I have never laughed so hard or so much as I have here at the tables with my friends. There have been times when I literally could not see the keyboard to type and other times when I laughed so hard the tears ran down my legs!!. Make of that what you will.

The following poem tells of how I got my start on PokerRoom, hope you enjoy it.

BY DEFINITION

"Hey mom, sit in for me please
I have to get to the store,
It's poker you're playing,
Texas No Limit Hold 'Em",
He said as he walked out the door.

Never played this before but I give it a go
I even manage to win a few hands,
But I am totally confused
by the chat in the box,
for it's a language I don't understand.

I didn't want to appear totally rude
and having deciphered some chat,
When the next hand was won
I typed GFY in the box,
Got that one right off the bat!

But my comment's not welcome
I'm getting voted 'abusive',
Good For You is all that I said,
NP, BRB, FU, LOL, LMAO,
I'm finding them all so elusive.

When my son returned home
and I mentioned what happened,
He clued me in on the meaning of letters
And being good natured, I took it in stride,
Once I gathered my wits and quit laughing.

But I have to admit I love online poker,
Read all about it from books,
And one thing you can count on,
I'll be back here tomorrow
'Cause I'm ready, willing and hooked.


Ciao. Kolinar
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