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| Presentation | -------------------- -------------------- ----------------- Check out the group November Tourny 08, we are holding a live tournament for pokerroom players All is explained in the group so come take a look if your struggling to find it you will find a link in my groups. If you have any questions please comtact myself or Volchex. -------------------- -------------------- ----------------- -- -------------------- -------------------- -------------------- ---------- 1st in freerole 1st in $5 multi 3rd in frenzy 1st in $5 multi - 3rd June 05 3rd in $5 multi - 23rd June 05 1st in $5 multi - 10th July 05 2nd in $5 multi - 7th August 05 5th in $5 multi - 16th August 05 10th in £5 Multi - 17th August 05 6th in $10 multi - 19th August 05 6th in $5 multi - 24th August 05 6th in $5 multi - 26th August 05 5th in $5 multi - 3rd Sptember 05 1st in Lucky Dollar Turbo - 7th October 05 4th in Grand Prix qualifier (qualified) 9th October 05 8th in a $5 multi - 27th October 05 5th in a $5 multi - 5th November 05 8th in $10 multi - 6th November 05 2nd in the Canonball - 30th January 06 7th in a $5 rebuy - 5th of Feb 06 3rd in $5 mtt - 19th Feb 06 16th in the Daily - 21st Feb 06 7th in $5 mtt - 22nd Feb 06 4th in $20 mtt - 9th April 06 2nd in $5 mtt - 23rd April 06 3rd in $2.25 rebuy mtt - 2nd June 06 1st in £20 rebuy mtt - 18th June 06 (Local Casino) 8th in Frenzy - 24th August 06 4th in £2 turbo rebuy - 5th September 06 7th in 7 card stud Freeroll - 14th October 06 (learning to play it too lol) 9th in $5 mtt - 15th October 06 5th in freeroll - 5th November 06 4th in $10 mtt - 3rd May 2007 6th in $1 rebuy - 17th May 2007 9th in $1 turbo mtt - 20th May 2007 3rd in $2 turbo mtt - 2nd October 2007 15th in the Aussie daily - 9th November 2007 My mrs says i\'m forgetfull but Sometimes memory lapses are a good thing! A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can\'t place where he might know her from, so he says \"Sorry, do you know me?\" She replies \"I think you\'re the father of one of my children.\" His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful. \"Holy shit,\" he says, \"are you that stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my butt?\" \"No,\" she replies, \"I\'m your son\'s English Teacher. -------------------- -------------------- ---------------- A guy gets hit by a car and goes to hell. When he gets there, the devil is standing in front of 3 doors. The devil says, \"It\'s your lucky day. I\'m gonna give you a chance to get out of hell. You have to complete 3 tasks. \"Behind this first door is a 1-gallon jug of Jack Daniel\'s. You have to drain it in one drink. \"Behind the second door is a 600 lb. grizzly bear with a sore tooth. You have to pull the tooth out. \"Behind the third door is a nymphomaniac. When you\'ve completely satisfied her, you can leave.\" The guy figures it\'s worth a shot, so he goes in the first door and manages to drink the whole jug of liquor. He goes in the second door, shuts it, and the most horrible commotion can be heard from inside the room. 20 minutes later, the guy finally comes out. His clothes are torn to shreds, and he is sliced and scratched head to toe. Finally he manages to say, \"Ok, where\'s that girl with the sore tooth?-------------------- -------------------- ----------------- --- TSteve had suffered from blinding headaches for many years, since his late teens. He decided to try one last time to remedy his situation, and went to see a headache specialist. The doctor said, \"Good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.\" Steve was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn\'t concentrate enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men\'s clothing store and thought, \"That\'s what I need a new suit.\" Steve entered the shop and told the salesman, \"I\'d like a new suit.\" The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, \"Let\'s see ... size 44 long.\" Steve\' laughed, \"That\'s right, how did you know?\" \"Been in the business 60 years!\" Steve tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Steve admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, \"How about a new shirt?\" Steve thought for a moment and then said, \"Sure.\" The salesman eyed Steve and said, \"Let\'s see .. 34 sleeve and 16 and a half neck.\" Steve was surprised, \"That\'s right, how did you know?\" \"Been in the business 60 years!\" Steve tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Steve adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, \"How about new shoes?\" Steve was on a roll and said, \"Sure.\" The salesman eyed Steve\'s feet and said, \"Let\'s see... 9-1/2 E.\" Steve was astonished, \"That\'s right, how did you know?\" \"Been in the business 60 years!\" Steve tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. As Steve walked comfortably around the shop the salesman asked, \"How about some new underwear?\" Steve thought for a second and said, \"Sure.\" The salesman stepped back, eyed Steve\'s waist and said, \"Let\'s see size 36.\" Steve laughed, \"Ah ha! I got you! I\'ve worn size 32 since I was 18 years old.\" The salesman shook his head, \"You can\'t wear a size 32. A 32 underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headac-------------------- -------------------- ----------------- ------ About Me I have 4 gorgeous children who I love dearly and a wonderful girlfriend, she also has a daughter and son who i love dearly aswel  . I like to have a laugh (don\'t take my humour too serious 8-P, because i don\'t) I love to play for real money and have to rib those guys who play for play money as I love the reactions I get.I love talking to people whilst im playing, there are some great guys and gals here on PR. (You know who you are!!) I have met some really cool people and I hope I continue to do so. I sometimes play a little off (depends on my mood!) please dont insult me when I do, just tell me to stop playing for that day 8-). MY MOAN! I love talking to people here but if you have nothing POSITIVE to say just keep quiet. I have e-mailed various groups here and the majority of people are cool and like to make friends. They also agree with me about the information below. If you dont want to end up on it just be cool. I hate people who: Play away your choice I just see the point! Whine at every bad beat they get (dont play if you cant handle it) Go all in with nothing (but keep doing that cause I win more) Who use homophobic or racist comments Hall Of Shame (People who I have witnessed doing the above) 1/ Kingbishop - Whining and insulting players (Swearing) 2/ Mr bigskinny - Racist comments 3/ Seabass47 - Racist comments 4/ Trav 1 - Homophobic comments, whining and swearing 5/ Holdemfather - Racist comments 6/ Col. Kocamo - Insulting Players (This guy thinks he can tilt players by being an idiot) 7/ Han Solo58 - Whining, Swearing and insulting players. 8/ kinfeCard - Away Playing 9/ alt41 - Away playing 10/ Penmania - Away playing 11/ lestat03 - Whining, insulting comments and swearing 12/ bigcasual75 - Whining, insulting players and swearing 13/ Stallion007 - Whining, insulting players and swearing 14/ Topolo - Insulting players, trying to tilt them. Just an idiot should be banned!! 15/ mizunokid - Homophobic comments, Swearing and insulting players. 16/ crazykewie - Racist comments and generaly just rude, dont fall for it, he tries to put you off your game. Hes rubbish. 17/ brewcrew555 - He is trying to sell tourny tickets cheap, dont fall for this scam. It is not possible to send the ticket to you. 18/ Been Removed for apologizing Why dont you create your own list and name and shame all the idiots I dont come across!! 19/ .shotgun - Whining, swearing and insulting players. 20/ PokerIsNice - A complete idiot, likes to swear, make racist comments and just insult players. 21/ zfutur3 - This guy just insults ppl, swearing and homophobic comments. 22/ rajen4 - swearing and insulting players a proper idiot! 23/ x hulk - Homophobic comments and likes to talk about paedophilia too. This guy should be banned and locked up! 24/ j4kytreehorn - Racist comments and also likes to talk about paedophilia and incest. 25/ wowzer23 - Insulting players, homphobic comments and is just a complete moron at the table. Read his profile says it all really! 26/ theflipsider - homophobic comments and general abusive behaviour. 27/ KimBauer - Just cause she wants to be on it! 28/ Barrachinha - The most arrogant idiot I have come across playing poker, and that is saying something cause I play a lot and come across quite a few! 29/ Waterlooser - The biggest idiot i\'ve come across to date, this guy threatens to find out your address and come and kill you tff. 30/ mrpilko - Homophobic comments, racist comments and just for being a complete moton. |
| Personality | Open minded |
| Occupation | Nerd |
My Poker Achievements
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Game Information
| Poker Idol: | Daniel Negreanu |
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| PokerOnline |
Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Eating Out, Entertainment Movies Theater, Online Gaming |
| Favourite sports | Soccer |
| Favourite music | Jazz, Country, Blues, Rock, Hard Rock / Metal, Electronic, R&B / Soul, Hip Hop / Rap |
Personal Links
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| My Space | oi oi some pics of pr players ;-) |
| my music myspace | My music myspace |
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