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| Presentation | TODAYS DATE 12.14.05 TOMORROWS DATE 12.15.05 1.Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it. 2.If it’s zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow its meant to be twice as cold, how cold will it be? -------------------- -------------------- -------------------- -------------------- -------------------- ---------------- (this is just a poem) Whenever Richard Cory went down town, We people on the pavement looked at him: He was a gentleman from sole to crown, Clean favored, and imperially slim. And he was always quietly arrayed, And he was always human when he talked; But still he fluttered pulses when he said, "Good-morning," and he glittered when he walked. And he was rich - yes, richer than a king - And admirably schooled in every grace; In fine we thought that he was everything To make us wish that we were in his place. So on we worked, and waited for the light, And went without the meat, and cursed the bread; And Richard Cory, one calm summer night, Went home and put a bullet through his head. - Edwin Arlington Robinson - OXYMORON LIST: 20. Government Organization 19. Alone Together 18. Personal Computer 17. Silent Scream 16. Living Dead 15. Same Difference 14. Taped Live 13. Plastic Glasses 12. Tight Slacks 11. Peace Force 10. Pretty Ugly 9. Head Butt 8. Working Vacation 7. Tax Return 6. Virtual Reality 5. Dodge Ram 4. Work Party 3. Jumbo Shrimp 2. Healthy Tan 1. Microsoft Works RANDOM QUESTIONS: If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter? If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box? Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines? How did a fool and his money GET together? How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? What's another word for thesaurus? Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? What do they use to ship Styrofoam? Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container? How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes? When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Does fuzzy logic tickle? Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs? Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics? Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one? Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives? If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer? What was the best thing before sliced bread? PSYCHO PICK-UP LINES * "Wanna swap meds?" * "Can I buy you a spatula?" * "Bet you're wondering why I have no nostrils?" * "Your crawlspace or mine?" * "You look like the kind of person who appreciates catheters." * "May I lick your forehead?" * "Do you always wear your shoes over your socks? " * "Smeep. Smeep. Smeep." * "What's your favorite flavor of wood?" * "You've stolen my heart, but thats okay because I have three more back home in the freezer!" * I'll bet you ten bucks that I can get all of your clothes off in 30 seconds. * You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think that I'M cute. * "Wanna come back to my place and do something you'll repress later?" * "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you're also putting hot dogs through doughnuts." * "...and ven I snap my fingers, you vill put your clothes back on and remember none of zis.." (¨`·.·´¨) `·.¸.·´ Riddles: The riddle has been around for a long time, but there is no evidence that research was ever conducted on the comparative answers of Kindergartners and Stanford University seniors. There is also no evidence that this was reported on Paul Harvey. The riddle: What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich don't need it, And if you eat it, you'll die? _-_-Twin Brothers-_-_ You walk up to a mountain that has two paths. One leads to the other side of the mountain, and the other will get you lost forever. Two twins know the path that leads to the other side. You can ask them only one question. Except! One lies and one tells the truth, and you don't know which is which. So, What do you Ask? <><>< ><><> <><>USEL EFACTS<><> ;<><>< ;><><> ; > 1. The longest word in the English language is pneumonoultramicrosc opicsilicovolcanocon iosis. 2. There are more chickens in the world than people. 3. Pinocchio was made of pine. 4. Every year, Alaska has about 5,000 earthquakes. 5. The hundred billionth Crayola crayon ever produced was Periwinkle Blue. 6. The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth. 7. Strawberries have more vitamin c than oranges. 8. More people in China speak English than in the United States. 9. An ostrich egg would take four hours to hard boil. 10. An iguana can stay under water for 28 minutes. 11. Until the 1960's men with long hair were not allowed to enter Disneyland. 12. There are more chickens in the world than people. 13. A prune is a dried plumb. 14. Denver was chosen to host the 1976 Winter Olympics, but later refused. 15. Another name for the card game "Solitaire" is "Patience". 16. Saturday was named for the planet Saturn. 17. The abbreviation a.m. stands for "ante meridiem". The abbreviation p.m. stands for "post meridiem". 18. The best beaches for surfing face west. 19. Wheat is the worlds most grown, and the world's most eaten food 20. Gibraltar is the only place in Europe were you could find wild monkeys. 21. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. 22. Noah Webster wrote the first American dictionary. 23. An elephant raises its trunk when it senses danger. 24. The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds 25. Pigs can run a mile in 7 ½ minutes 26. The shortest word in the English language to contain the letters A,B,C,D,E, and F is: ‘Feedback’ 27. If you sleep in a cold room, you are more likely to have a bad dream. 28. After eating too much food, your hearing becomes less sharp. 29. Jack is the most common name in a fairy tale. 30. A grasshopper can leap 20 times the length of its own body. 31. 45% of dollar bills you'll ever own have been in a stripper's g-string. 32. After the "Popeye" comic strip started in 1931, spinach consumption went up by thirty-three percent in the United States. 33. The largest recorded kidney stone weighed 1.36 kg. 34. Kidney stones range in color. 35. The U.S. Government will not allow portraits of living persons to appear on stamps. 36. The average person laughs 13 times a day. 37. The Earth weighs around 6,588,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons. 38. Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt. 39. Australia is the only continent without an active volcano. 40. The average North American will eat 35,000 cookies in during their life span. 41. Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie. 42. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. 43. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year. 44. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. 44.5 Canada is an Indian word meaning "Big Village". 45. Frogs do not drink water. 46. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States. 47. "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. 48. A hard working adult sweats up to 4 gallons per day. Most of the sweat evaporates before a person realizes it's there, though. 49. Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots. 50. In one day an average person will take about 18,000 steps. 51. The two most commonly sold items in grocery stores are breakfast cereals and soda. 52. "Underground" is the only word in the English language that begins and ends with the letters "und." 53. On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year. 54. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. 55. A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours. 56. The average person spends 30 years mad at a family member. 57. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. 58. There are three golf balls sitting on the moon. 59. It's impossible to lick your elbow. 60. It was so cold that in the winter of 1932, Niagra Falls froze completely solid! 61. The average American spends 6 years in the bathroom, and 6 months at a stoplight. 62. Babies have no kneecaps when they are born. 63. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, and purple. 64. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. 65. Money isn't made out of paper; it's made out of cotton. 66. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined. 67. The word "set" has more definitions than any other word in the English language. 68. The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched." 69. If you toss a penny 10000 times, it will not be heads 5000 times, but more like 4950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom. 70. King Kong was Adolf Hitler's favorite movie. 71. The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz." 72. A snail can sleep for three years. 73. Male hospital patients fall out of bed twice as often as female hospital patients. 74. Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable. 75. 30% of people asked to participate in an opinion poll refuse. 76. Most productive day of the workweek: Tuesday. 77. The higher the income, the more likely an American man will cheat on his wife. 78. Cleopatra wasn't Egyptian; she was Greek. |
| Personality | Open minded |
| Occupation | Chief |
My Poker Achievements
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Game Information
| Poker Idol: | Cathy Liebert |
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Hobbies & Favourites
| Hobbies | Eating Out |
| Favourite sports | Bowling |
| Favourite music | Jazz, Country, Blues, Rock, Hard Rock / Metal |
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Serial Killers
- Jack the Ripper
- Jeffrey Dahmer
- BTK- Dennis Rader
- Charles Manson
- Robert Pickton
Killer Cereal
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