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| Presentation | OMG!! WTF?? I'M STUCK ON REAL MONEY SERVER  MAN THIS SUCKS WOOHOO!!!! I AM NOW A POKER ADDICT Hi My Name Is Donna I Live In Accrington, Which Is North West Of England I'm 29 And Have 6 Children, I Love Makin New Friends From All Around The Word So Plz Sign My Guestbook And I'll Get Bak 2 Ya Bye 4 Now xoxo Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile. (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•. LOVE IS NOT... Love is not just a function of the eyes. Beautiful objects will, ofcourse,inspire Possessive urges- you need not despise Your taste. But when insatiable desire Inflames you for a girl who's out of fashion, Lacking in glamour- plain, in fact- that fire Is genuine; thats the authentic passion. Beauty, though, any critic can admire. FRIENDSHIP Friendship is like the breeze, You can't hold it, Smell it, Taste it, Or know when it's coming, But you can always feel it, And you'll always know it's there, It may come and then go, But you can know that it will always be back. -----///\\-----Plz ----///-\\\----Put This ---|||---|||---On Your ---|||---|||---Profile If ---|||---|||---You Know ----\\\-///----Someone -----\\///-----Who Died ------///\-----Of or is -----///\\\----suffering ----/// \\\---cancer .......... , . - . - , _ , ....... ......... ) ` - . .> ' `( ....... ........ / . . . .`\ . . \ ........ ........ |. . . . . |. . .| ........ ......... \ . . . ./ . ./ ......... ........... `=(\ /.=` ......... ............. `-;`.-' ............ ............... `)| ... , ........ ................ || _.-'| ........ ............. , _|| \_, / ........ ....... , ..... \|| .' ............. ....... |\ |\ , . ||/ ............. .... , ..\` | /|., |Y\, ............ ..... 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Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful, how does it feel to freeze to death?" says the first. "It's very uncomfortable at first, you get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How did you die?" says the second. "I had a heart attack", says the first guy. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died." The second man shakes his head. "that's so ironic" he says. "What do you mean?" asks the first man "If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive." Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest one day, when she ran into the Three Little Pigs. "Little Red Riding Hood, beware! The Big Bad Wolf is waiting for you!" thay said. "He's gonna pull up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties, and ride your little red socks off!" Little Red Riding Hood nods her head and says, "That's okay," and continues on her way. A little while later Smokey the Bear comes up to her and says, "Little Red Riding Hood, beware! The Big Bad Wolf is waiting for you! He's gonna pull up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties, and ride your little red socks off!" Again she nods her head and says, "I'm not worried." And continues on her way. Well she walks on a bit further, and soon the Big Bad Wolf jumps out and says, "Little Red Riding Hood, beware! I've been waiting for you. Now I'm gonna pull up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties, and ride your little red socks off!" Very calmly Little Red Riding Hood goes into her basket and pulls out a.357 magnum. Points it straight between the wolf's eyes and says, "No you're not! You're gonna pull up my little red dress, pull down my little red panties, and eat me like the story says!" i was in the park yesterday ,and i wondered why frisbees get bigger and bigger the closer they get.Then it hit me Fifteen days ago, I read that smoking can kill you; The next day I stopped smoking. Twelve days ago, I read that too much red meat can kill you; The next day I stopped eating red meat.. Eight days ago, I read that drinking can kill you; The next day I stopped drinking. Yesterday, I read that having sex can kill you; This morning I stopped reading "FREE TATTOO" A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill on his ****. Well the tattoo artist laughs and says "I'll do it for free if you can give me one good reason for it." The guy thinks for a second and says. "Well one, I like to keep my money in my pants, two I like to watch my money grow, and three I want to see how fast my wife can blow a $100. "THE TRIAL" In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him." The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair." |
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