xbonnyxclyde Estado Offline País (United Kingdom) Miembro desde 8 Feb, 2006 Nivel Pokah Adicto Pokah Grupos Team GREAT BRITAN

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F-u-c-k it! This is my four-letter word poem. You know the one That gets you hits. And it goes something like this: F-U-C-K IT! Want to be it? Don't know how to do it? Just tell it Like it is. Only you can do it. If it's from the heart, It's a start. If they don't like it, Hey, no sweat, Never mind. F-U-C-K IT! Life's too short to waste time on idiots. Bigots Who criticize all the time. Anal retentive! Everything's relative. Profanity, Vulgarity, Telling, spelling, Subject, reject, Hey lighten up, baby! This is poetry! It's free, Meant to be, Not to please. So tell them, Like me: F-U-C-K IT! You're in love. Happens to the best of us. When it works, It's bliss. If not, It hurts. Can't miss. And worse, It's really hard To say F-U-C-K IT! Life seems vain. You're in pain. Want to open veins. Get run over by a train. Blow your brains. Don't think I don't know it. I get it. I've been there before. Sometimes life's a bitch. This is how I got out of it. I told myself 'They won't get me, F-U-C-K IT! ' Chances are, If your reading this, You got curious And couldn't resist. A word has only the power you give it. So don't hate me for using it. Blame yourselves if you fell for it. Then again, F-U-C-K IT! You don't like me personally? Maybe? That's it isn't it? Well That's too bad, baby. Because you know That with a shrug I'll have the excuse I need To repeat myself, One more time, You guessed it: F-U-C-K IT! i love you in the morning, i love you in the night, i love you with pyjamas, but i love you most without. She whispered \"will it hurt me?\" \"Of course not\" answered he \"It\'s a very simple process, You can rely on me.\" She said \"I\'m very frightened, I\'ve not had this before. My friend has had it five times And said it can be sore.\" It was growing rather painful Tears formed in her eyes It was hurting quite a bit now It must have been a size. \"Calm yourself\" he whispered \"His face filled with a grin \"Try and open wider So I can get it in.\" It\'s coming now\" he whispered \"I know\" she cried in bliss Feeling it deep within her now She said \"I am glad i\'m having this.\" And with a final effort She gave a frightened shout He gripped it in anguish And quickly pulled it out. She lay back quite contended Sighed and gave a smile She said\"I\'m glad I came now You made it worth my while.\" Now if you read this carefully The dentist you will find Is not what you imagined It\'s just your dirty mind!! Kissing is an art, one most master Kissing slowly is better than faster Kiss me slowly Kiss me tenderly Kiss me sweetly Kiss me on the lips Down to my finger tips Delicately sample my nipples Kiss it, tease it, rather simple When done right, let me be precise Kissing itself can be rather very nice Kiss me slowly Kiss me tenderly Kiss me sweetly Kiss my body inch by inch Till it tickles and starts to flinch Kiss me in the left and right ear Whisper sweet words of passionate care Kiss me by the neck With little kisses called pecks Kiss me hungrily in the mouth Hear my groaning delicious shouts Kiss me below and yonder Till my juices begin to ponder And turn on fire with desire Kiss me slowly Kiss me tenderly Kiss me sweetly Kiss me once, twice, thrice Oooo! These kisses are very nice

Fecha	Evento	Ganancias

Ídolo de póker	who cares
Juego favorito	Draw Poker
Estructura	Pot-limit
Juego de casino	BlackJack
Prefiere	Torneos
PokerOnline	Ambos

Hobbies	Salir de noche
Deportes favoritos	Fútbol americano
Música preferida	Rock duro/Metal, Electrónica, Hip Hop/Rap

Link	Descripción

LOVE

1. MY KIDS
2. MANCHESTER UNITED
3. VODKA
4. BEER
5. MORE VODKA

HATE

1. IDIOTS
2. LIARS
3. GOONS
4. RELIGION
5. POLITICS

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