coley34 Statut Offline Date d'anniversaire 29 Jun, 1972 Pays (United Kingdom) Membre depuis 19 Sep, 2005 Statut Pokah Membre sénior Visiteurs 167 Posts Pokah 72 (Cliquez pour afficher) Groupes PokerRoom DownUnder Articles

Présentation	Hi my name is Mark and im 36 years old. I live in Cumbria in the UK.I have been playing poker for a couple of years now. I am managing to make steady progress but it is going to take a lifetime to master. I look forward to meeting and playing you all and lets have fun along the way.Afterall it makes profitable poker even more enjoyable if you can have a laugh as you play. the 10 commandments of poker Thou shalt not smear food all over the cards. Weve all seen him, the sloppy guy chewing on some chicken wings as he plays, picking up his cards with fingers that are dripping with grease. If he's clever, its a cunning way of marking the cards; if he's just careless its a quick way o ruin a deck and spread germs. Think where else he puts those lips. Think where else he puts those fingers. then ask him to use a tissue, eh? Thou shalt keep a poker face even when your not in the hand. okay you folded J-4 and the flop comes 4-4-4. You react by groaning an twisting your face in agony. You might as well shout out loud what your cards were, and youve ruined anyone's chances of bluffing at the pot. If you must whine about your luck at least hold your breath until the hand is over. Thou shlt not type "nh" into the chat box. This may be the most annoying thing about online poker. some guy goes all in with pocket Aces, hits a set and after he wins the pot someone writes nh or nice hand. did it take any skill to play it? No! so reserve your praise for when someone does something genuinely crafty. Thou shalt not advise players if you are not in the hand. Were playing for money right? so keep your beak out of it if you are no longer betting. Don't share your fabulous insigts-" he hasnt got the flush! he must be bluffing!" cos it doesn't make you lok a genious. its just irritating. Thou shalt not critisize bad players. sure, its tempting to lecture some fish who just hit his runner-runner straight despite your hefty bets with top pair, but if you actually tell him/her that they are a fool, they may do something about it and we don't want that. bite your tongue and get their chips later. Thou shalt not wear sunglasses. That Larry David line about only two types of people wearing sunglasses indoors: blind people and assholes? remember it.... thou shalt not mess up the bank. its your home game, take responsibility for the buy-in cash. keep it in a safe place, preferably a closeable tin. and if there is a shortfall at the end of the night, dont expect the winner to pay for it from his profit. your place, your loss! thou shalt not trash talk about being gay! theres nothing wrong with winding your opponents up especially online where they can't reach across the table and break your nose, but try and be imaginative. Anything about sleeping with your opponents momma or him sucking dick has all the lively wit of trainspotting weekly. you dont have to be Oscar Wilde, but aim a bit higher than Jim Davidson right! thou shalt not justify your play afterwards. okay so you got beaten in a hand and your feeling bad about it. But thats no reason to turn over your cards to show that you had second pair or a gutshot draw. All your'e trying to say is, " see guys im not a total fool". but what your really doing is giving them a valuable insight into what you play with. The best way to prosper at poker? as they say here in Cumbria: "See all, Hear all, Say Nowt". Thou shalt not play with cheats. Wer'e all in this game together, so if you catch somebody cheating its your duty to banish them forever more. And to let everybody else know that thy're dishonest. So long as you can prove it, spread the word on forums and in conversation. And if you cheat yourself well um- "go to hell " if your passing by leave me a message in my guest book good luck to you all and i look forward to meeting you all <img src="/ui/image/icons/icon_wink.gif" border="0" alt="wink"> -----///\\-----Plz ----///-\\\----Put This ---|||---|||---On Your ---|||---|||---Profile If ---|||---|||---You Know ----\\\-///----Someone -----\\///-----Who Died ------///\-----Of or is -----///\\\----suffering ----/// \\\---cancer
Personnalité	Drôle
Profession	Arriviste

Date	Épreuve	Gains
12 Jul, 2007	none really i suck really bad	0

Idole au poker	any donk who reraises me when i am holding the nutz
Jeu favori	Texas Holdem
Structure :	No-limit
Jeu de casino
Préfère	Tournament
PokerOnline	Argent réel

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