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fogdood  fogdood Enthusiast
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BBQ Etiquette

Jul 2, 2008 01:12 PM. Messaggi 1
I found this appropriate, so I'd like to share:

We are in the BBQ season.

Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...

(1) The woman buys the food.

(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill -- beer in hand.

(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:

(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine...

(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat .

Important again:

(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine...

(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off'.

And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes thatthere's just no pleasing some women
 
 

mizzychu  mizzychu Member
Posts: 2898
 

RE: BBQ Etiquette

Jul 2, 2008 01:39 PM. Messaggi 2
lol

How true is this ladies?

oops sorry i shouldnt reply nice should i lol im the forum troll wink

Troll in a tutu with a beaming smile very_happy
 
 

BINGOGOGIRL  BINGOGOGIRL Member
Posts: 11596
 

RE: BBQ Etiquette

Jul 2, 2008 01:49 PM. Messaggi 3
Good Dood. I've prepared the cucumbers, so please bend over.
 
 

pandybear  pandybear Enthusiast
Posts: 2733
 

RE: BBQ Etiquette

Jul 2, 2008 02:00 PM. Messaggi 4
LOL bing....Hey fogdood...Y'all want to share those mushrooms you smoking darlin?

13.Permanently cut off definitely would be in order. LMBO
 
 

pflower  pflower Pokah Guru
Posts: 14927
 

RE: BBQ Etiquette

Jul 2, 2008 02:32 PM. Messaggi 5
hahahaha, yes that has always been a favorite one of mine I always said that before the email even started so I find it amusing
 
 

Welbalance  Welbalance Veteran
Posts: 11478
 

RE: BBQ Etiquette

Jul 2, 2008 02:45 PM. Messaggi 6
Guys, how many times have you over cooked the meat because you we inside slicing tomatoes or other such trivial tasks.....

The procedure, as outlined, just makes more sense...

BTW, you left out more important Man stuff like seasoning the meat and toasting the buns......

Who wants a barbecued burger or dog on an out of the package cold soggy bun. Really, come one girls, give us some credit...

And lastly a sneaky hooter flash so that the other guest don't see is the best way of expressing your gratitude with our culinary efforts...
 
 

BINGOGOGIRL  BINGOGOGIRL Member
Posts: 11596
 

RE: BBQ Etiquette

Jul 2, 2008 02:48 PM. Messaggi 7
LOL, a little tip for the chef?
 
 

mizzychu  mizzychu Member
Posts: 2898
 

RE: BBQ Etiquette

Jul 2, 2008 03:10 PM. Messaggi 8
I love a man pretending to be doing a social serice, they are so cute lol Its the blood sweat and tears that go into fliping that burger really deserves all the praise they want lavished on em after you did all the washing up.

Seriously lol I love it :d
 
 

Welbalance  Welbalance Veteran
Posts: 11478
 

RE: BBQ Etiquette

Jul 2, 2008 03:13 PM. Messaggi 9
And we appreciate your appreciation....
 
 

stug 1664  stug 1664 Pokah! addict
Posts: 6209
 

RE: BBQ Etiquette

Jul 2, 2008 03:31 PM. Messaggi 10
LOL nice 1 Fog very_happy

That's gonna get printed and laminated wink


very_happy happy very_happy
 
 
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