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| Presentation | Hi and thank you for stopping by. I am originally from Fort Walton Beach, Fla., but currently reside in Biloxi Ms. I am an instructor for the Department of Defense, teaching basic electronic principles to troops for the armed forces. I spent 20 years in and retired from the USAF as an aircraft mechanic. I am happily married to an English lady and have 2 sons. I love to play games especially poker. Currently trying to learn bridge, when Im not in the casino. I found this list of poker hand nicknames and thought it would be fun to post as I didnt know a lot of the names for the hands. Hope you enjoy. Please sign my guest book before you leave. See you at the tables. tc GB Hand Nicknames: PAIRS: AA – Pocket Rockets, Bullets, Eyes of Texas, Eyes, American Airlines, Bullets, Sharp Tops, Alan Alda, Snake Eyes, Teepees, Bulls AsAc – Joe Louis AhAd - Visine KK – Cowboys, King Kong, Gorillas, Gorillas in the Mist, Cowboy Wolford, Kangaroos, Krispy Kreme, Elvis Presley, Penn and Teller QQ – Double date, Canadian Aces, Siegfried and Roy, Gay Marriage, Calamity Jane, Dykes, Hookers, Mop Squeezers, Pair of Wire Cutters, Whores, Jailhouse Rock, Snowshoes, Canadian Rockets, Wal-Mart Shoppers, The Hilton Sisters, Ladies JJ – Fish hooks, Hooks, Jay Birds, Dyno-o-mite, Jokers, Johnnies, Kid Dynamite (J.J. Evans), Gents 10 10 – Dimes, Tension, Rin Tin Tin 99 – German virgin, Canadian Aces, Popeye’s, Phil Hellmuth, Barbara Feldon (Agent 99), Gretzky 88 – Snowmen, Two Fat Ladies, Dawg Balls, Racetracks, Doggie Balls, Piano Keys, Double Infinities, Wurlitzer, Little Oldsmobile 77 - Sunset strip, Walking sticks, Saturn, Hockey Sticks, Mullets 66 - Route 66, Kicks 55 - Speed limit, Presto, Barge 44 - Magnum, Sail boat, Luke Skywalker (the fours is with you), Diana Dors, Midlife Crisis, Dirty Hairy 44s - off suit black – Dark Side of the Fours 33 – Crabs, Larry Bird 22 – Ducks, Pocket Swans, Deuces Never Loses, Quack Quack ACES: AK - Big slick, Anna Kournakova (looks great but never wins), Mike Haven, Salt Lake Pair, Santa Barbara AK offsuit – Big Ugly AQ - Big chick, Aquaman, Little Slick, Walking back to Houston, Mrs. Slick, Big Clit, Catch of the Day, Doyle Brunson AJ - Black Jack, Jack-ass, Ajax, Apple Jacks, Foamy Cleanser A10 – Warthog (ask any pilot, slow - but usually powerful.), Johnny Moss, Bookends, Corners A9 – Not Spades A9 offsuit – Jesus (Chris Ferguson) A8 – Dead mans hand A5 – High Five, Little Corners A4 – Planecrash, Pearl Harbor A3 – Ash Tray, Baskin-Robbins (31 flavors) A2 – Ace-Deucy, Hunting Season (a bullet and a duck), Little Slick KINGS: KQ - Royalty, Marriage, Royal Couple, Lucy & Ricky, Divorce KQ offsuit – Mixed Marriage, Othello KJ – Kojak, King John, Harry Potter (J.K. Rowling), Tuscon Monster, Just Kidding, People Who Need People KJ offsuit - Jack Off, Bachelor’s Hand, Bill Fillmaff K10 – Ditzy pregnant actress, Big Al, Katie (KT) K10 offsuit – Woodcutter K9 – Canine, Pedigree, Fido, What a Dog, Bow wow, Dogs, Saw Mill, The Animal K9 offsuit – Mongrel, Mutt K8 – Kokomo, Feast (King ate), NY Heart Attack (A NYC player died holding this hand) K7 – Columbia River K4 – Fork, Fork off (offsuited) K3 – King Crab, Sizzler, Commander Crab, Krablar, Seafood, Alaskan Hand K2 – The Mountain, Big Fritz, Everest, Steep Climb K2 offsuit - Fritz QUEENS: Q – Dame, Lady QJ – Fred & Ethel, Maverick, Oedipus Qs Jd – Pinocle Q10 – Quint, Varkony, Hot Babe or Hot Stud, Goolsby Q9 – Quinine Q8 – Fat Lady Q7 offsuit – Computer Hand Q6 offsuit – Peanut Butter and Jelly Q5 – Grannie Mae Q4 – B-Diddy, "Whores and fours" Q3 - Gay waiter, San Francisco Bus Boy (a Queen with a trey), Windsor Waiter, Streetwalker Q3 suited – Posh Gay Waiter Q2 – Queen Doobie JACKS: J7 – Jack Daniels J6 – Jeff Talley, Railroad hand J5 – Jackson five, Rock and Roll, Motown J4 – Flat tire (that’s what the jack is for) J2 offsuit – Blind Mans Hand TENS: 10-9 – Countdown 10-9 clubs – Mile Higher 10-8 – Tetris, Golden Dan 10-7 – Bowling Hand, Mullet, Split 10-5 – Woolworth, Five with a Dime, Five and Dime, Dime Store, Barbara Hutton 10-4 – The Trucker, Convoy, Broderick Crawford, Over and Out, Roger That, The Good Buddy, CB Hand 10-3 - Weinberg 10-2 – Doyle Brunson, Texas Dolly NINES: 9d – Curse of Scotland 98 – Oldsmobile 96 - Dinner for two, Big Lick, Happymeal, Jinxy, Joe Bernstein, Good Lover, Prom Night 95 - Dolly Parton (Workin' 9a to 5p), Hard Working Man, American Pie 94 – Joe Montana, Banana, San Francisco (49ers), Gold Rush 93 – The Sik, Jack Benny 92 – Montana Banana, Twiggy EIGHTS: 8J – Jeffery Dahmer 88 – Little Oldsmobile 87 – RPM 86 – Poe Diddly, Hiroshima, Eubie 86 offsuit – Pacheco Nuts 85 – Finky Dink 84 – Big Brother, Orwell 83 – Sven, Raquel Welch, Most feared hand in Texas Hold’em SEVENS: 78 - RPM 76 – Union Oil, Trombones, Philadelphia (76ers), (hearts) Sgt. Peppers’s Lonely Hearts Club Band 75 – Heinz, Pickle Man, Ketchup 75 offsuit – Filipino Slick 74 offsuit – Cambodian Slick, Double Down 72 offsuit – Deadly Teddy Lee, Jamaican Air, The Hammer, Beer Hand, Whip (worst hand in poker) 72 suited – Prom Night Teddy Lee SIXES: 69 – Dinner for two, Big Lick, Happymeal, Jinxy, Joe Bernstein, Good Lover, Prom Night, Porno 69 offsuit – Percy 67 hearts – Sgt. Peppers’s Lonely Hearts Club Band 65 – Retirement, Jagermeister 64 – Omid 63 offsuit – Jimmy Summerfield, Blocky 62 – Ainsworth FIVES: 57 – Pickle Man, Heinz, Ketchup 54 – Jesse James, Colt 45, Jane Russell, Peacemaker, Revolver 53 – Bully Johnson 52 – Dead Luca, Pick up (as in 52 card pick up) FOURS: 49 – Gold Rush, San Francisco 45 – Revolver, Peacemaker, Jesse James, Colt 45, Jane Russell 42 – Bill Clinton THREES: 3 - Trey 32 – Mississippi Slick, Can of Corn, Aggie Slick, Polish Big Slick, Little Pete 32 suited – Hooter Hand TWOS: 2 - Deuce 2J – Lindsey’s Lovers 29 – Twiggy, Black Thursday 27 – Harlem Globetrotters 27 offsuit – Jim Morrison 24 – Lumberman’s Hand, Solid Gold, Jack Bauer 23 – Michael Jordan, Little Pete OTHER HANDS: AA88 - Dead man’s hand (A player named Wild Bill Hickok was shot in 1876 after winning with it!) AK47 – Machine Gun (AK-47) A2345 – Steel Wheel, Bicycle, Bike KKKK – The Four Horsemen QQQQ – Village People QQQ – Six Tits JJJ – One Jack Off 666 – Kotch, The Devil, Evil Hand, The Beast, Lucifer, Satan 555 – Washington Monument 444 – Grand Jury 3333 – Forest, Four Trees 222 – Huey, Dewey and Louie 2233 – Strumpor Och Skor (Socks and Shoes) KKK – The Alabama Night Riders, The Three Wise Men, Ku Klux Klan AAA – Beatles Reunion, Triple A, Insurance 10 10 10 – Thirty Miles of Bad Road Flush of clubs – Golf Bag, Puppy Feet, Pups Any Flush – All Blue or All Pink A4 Flush – Arkansas Flush AKQJ10 – Broadway Full House - Boat 6969 – Orgy, Dinner for Four A2345 – First Street, Pup, Puppy Three of a kind – Gleek, Trips Four of a kind - Quads Any Face Card – Liner, Paint Unbeatable Hand – Nuts, Check Mark |
| Personlighet | Öppensinnad |
| Sysselsättning | Grinder |
| Datum | Event | Vinster |
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| Kasinospel | |
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| PokerOnline |
| Fritidsintressen | Affärer och Investering, Uteliv, Mat, Hem & Trädgård, Online-spel |
| Favoritsport | Baseball, Bowling, Amerikansk fotboll |
| Favoritmusik | Country, Blues, Rock |
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